Sch re-opening tmr!
Is ur holiday homework done?
Is ur sch bag packed?
Is ur sch uni-form washed?
Is ur mood ready for sch?
Hahas..
Is ur holiday homework done?
Is ur sch bag packed?
Is ur sch uni-form washed?
Is ur mood ready for sch?
Hahas..
Ignore the random title please.
I've changed the blogskin into a blogger template. It's not really complete yet and I will put in the music as soon as possible because I'm an idiot who forgot to copy and paste it from the previous skin.
At the top of the page, you'll see the links, Mrs Teo's Blog, Viwawa, and Inspirational Quotes. Everyone loves Mrs Teo so her blog link is exclusively at the top where everyone can conveniently click on it. You're probably wondering why I added Viwawa. Ho ho, like as if you guys don't like playing Viwawa. *Evil laughter* And I've added the link to where I get most of my inspirational quotes from. I know some of you enjoy good, meaningful quotes so I thought I'd show you guys where I get mine from.
The sidebars are a little plain, because I ran out of ideas on how to "beautify" it with many different features. And I've removed the Birthday section, because I am yet again the idiot who lost the piece of paper which had everyone's birthday in it. I know, stupidity at it's best.
Mmkay, long post is long. I'll stop here. Bye.
- Anon
I've changed the blogskin into a blogger template. It's not really complete yet and I will put in the music as soon as possible because I'm an idiot who forgot to copy and paste it from the previous skin.
At the top of the page, you'll see the links, Mrs Teo's Blog, Viwawa, and Inspirational Quotes. Everyone loves Mrs Teo so her blog link is exclusively at the top where everyone can conveniently click on it. You're probably wondering why I added Viwawa. Ho ho, like as if you guys don't like playing Viwawa. *Evil laughter* And I've added the link to where I get most of my inspirational quotes from. I know some of you enjoy good, meaningful quotes so I thought I'd show you guys where I get mine from.
The sidebars are a little plain, because I ran out of ideas on how to "beautify" it with many different features. And I've removed the Birthday section, because I am yet again the idiot who lost the piece of paper which had everyone's birthday in it. I know, stupidity at it's best.
Mmkay, long post is long. I'll stop here. Bye.
- Anon
"O" level Time Table
MT
Mon 1 Jun- MT (paper 1&2)
2 Jul- 16 Jul- MT oral
Wed 22 Jul- MT Listening Compre
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CLB
Mon 28 Sep- Oral
Thurs 12 Nov- written paper 1 & 2
Mon 16 Nov- Listening Compre
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Combine Sci
Thurs 22 Oct-Practical
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English
17 Aug to 28 Aug- Oral
26 Oct-written paper
_______________________
will b updating soon..
i only update to oct..
for more info:
www.seab.gov.sg
MT
Mon 1 Jun- MT (paper 1&2)
2 Jul- 16 Jul- MT oral
Wed 22 Jul- MT Listening Compre
_______________________
CLB
Mon 28 Sep- Oral
Thurs 12 Nov- written paper 1 & 2
Mon 16 Nov- Listening Compre
_______________________
Combine Sci
Thurs 22 Oct-Practical
_______________________
English
17 Aug to 28 Aug- Oral
26 Oct-written paper
_______________________
will b updating soon..
i only update to oct..
for more info:
www.seab.gov.sg
ATTENTION PLEASE!!
here are the timing for the extra class during the march holidays..
try not to absent yourself from the lesson if not you may not be able to catch up on what the teacher is doing when school reopens.!
TUES: 9am-12noon(PHYSICS)
WED: 9am-12noon(PHYSICS)
9am-4pm (CHEM/BIO)
THURS&FRI: 9am-11am (AMATHS)
**Please bring whatever is needed..
for physics: workbook& notes on sound..
as for amaths: notes on differentiation & the homework on factor formula!
not sure about chem/bio! paiseh! :X
also, be properly attired.. ;D
enjoy your holidays!;D
-gekheong-;D
here are the timing for the extra class during the march holidays..
try not to absent yourself from the lesson if not you may not be able to catch up on what the teacher is doing when school reopens.!
TUES: 9am-12noon(PHYSICS)
WED: 9am-12noon(PHYSICS)
9am-4pm (CHEM/BIO)
THURS&FRI: 9am-11am (AMATHS)
**Please bring whatever is needed..
for physics: workbook& notes on sound..
as for amaths: notes on differentiation & the homework on factor formula!
not sure about chem/bio! paiseh! :X
also, be properly attired.. ;D
enjoy your holidays!;D
-gekheong-;D
wow!~
Time flies!
march holiday is coming..
take this opportunity to catch up ur sch work and do some revision..
yeah?
4e2 add oil!~ =D
Time flies!
march holiday is coming..
take this opportunity to catch up ur sch work and do some revision..
yeah?
4e2 add oil!~ =D
First Child
Funny Jokes Posted on Tuesday, October 07, 2008 by Author @ 7:06 PM
A man calls the hospital. He shouts into the receiver, "You gotta send some help, and fast! My wife's going into labor!"The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?""No!" he shouts back. "This is her husband!"
(Last piece for today...)
Funny Jokes Posted on Tuesday, October 07, 2008 by Author @ 7:06 PM
A man calls the hospital. He shouts into the receiver, "You gotta send some help, and fast! My wife's going into labor!"The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?""No!" he shouts back. "This is her husband!"
(Last piece for today...)
Ah Beng's Liver & Cheese
Funny Jokes Posted on Sunday, November 30, 2008 by Author @ 8:46 PM
There were these three guys at a cafe, drinking their coffee - a black guy, an American guy and an Ah Beng.They see a really attractive waitress and comment on her good looks. Next thing you know they start making bets on who can get her to go out with them first.
The waitress overhears them, and she goes up to them and says, "Hey, I heard you talking about me. Well, I like an intelligent guy, so let's see who can make the best sentence using the words 'liver' and 'cheese'."
So the black guy goes, "That's easy. I love liver and I hate cheese." The waitress shakes her head in disgust.The American guy goes, "Well, I hate liver and I love cheese." The waitress says, "That is so stupid. That's essentially the same thing!"Then the Ah Beng steps up and puts his arm around the waitress' waist. "Liver alone, cheese mine!" ( leave her alone, she is mine ) !!!
Funny Jokes Posted on Sunday, November 30, 2008 by Author @ 8:46 PM
There were these three guys at a cafe, drinking their coffee - a black guy, an American guy and an Ah Beng.They see a really attractive waitress and comment on her good looks. Next thing you know they start making bets on who can get her to go out with them first.
The waitress overhears them, and she goes up to them and says, "Hey, I heard you talking about me. Well, I like an intelligent guy, so let's see who can make the best sentence using the words 'liver' and 'cheese'."
So the black guy goes, "That's easy. I love liver and I hate cheese." The waitress shakes her head in disgust.The American guy goes, "Well, I hate liver and I love cheese." The waitress says, "That is so stupid. That's essentially the same thing!"Then the Ah Beng steps up and puts his arm around the waitress' waist. "Liver alone, cheese mine!" ( leave her alone, she is mine ) !!!
Wonder Bra
Funny Jokes Posted on Tuesday, March 03, 2009 by Author @ 4:46 AM
Bill was standing in the lingerie store staring at a collection of Wonder Bras.The clerk noticed he had been there for some time and that he appeared to be having trouble picking one out. She walked over and asked him if she could be of assistance.Bill answered, "Well... if it's a Wonder Bra, am I supposed to pick the size she is, or the size I want her to be?"
If u are offended.......................................... tell me.........
Funny Jokes Posted on Tuesday, March 03, 2009 by Author @ 4:46 AM
Bill was standing in the lingerie store staring at a collection of Wonder Bras.The clerk noticed he had been there for some time and that he appeared to be having trouble picking one out. She walked over and asked him if she could be of assistance.Bill answered, "Well... if it's a Wonder Bra, am I supposed to pick the size she is, or the size I want her to be?"
If u are offended.......................................... tell me.........
Ah Beng Speaks up
Compiled by www.asianjoke.com
Ah Beng talks about Singapore history and current affairs...
Under the 'ang mo' we all live happily together, no complain.Malaysia & Singapore is one big family in our brains.One day we both like 2 durians cannot get along.Got sharp thorns, poke each other, until 'buay song.'One moment like brothers, can give and take.Next moment we kena kicked out by the leg.Wah! Our towkay also cry like mad,we all also feel very very sad.Our neigbours all say, 'Wah they all sure to die!They got nothing, how to get next bowl of rice?'
So 'boh pian,' we all work day and night.We also join the army so that we can fight.We don't care others 'see us no up'.But actually inside we very pain in the heart.Then slowly hor we grow rich and a bit fat.Now others talk about us also got some respect.They scratch their heads and say'Very funny! Got nothing how come they can still make money?'
Last time also got no money to buy ice-cream cone.Nowadays even small kids can also afford hand phone.Sea port, airport also can become Number One.He! He! Sometimes think about it also very fun.But some people look at us also not happy.Actually they jealous don't want to say only.So every time their country got something wrong.They all say Singapore's behind it all along.Everybody know we water no enough.They turn off tap only we all cannot last.
They threaten us with water supply and shout 'Cut! Cut! Cut!'Aiyoh! They all think the water is one big ketupat.We all hear already also 'buay tahan'Wah liao, they think we small can makan!But now they 'cow pay cow bu' we all not very scared.We want to build water desalination plant already so not so bad.But their own economy now all go bust.Got to sell water otherwise money no enough.Then another neighbor say Singapore no friend friend,Got so much money, a bit more also donno how to lend.
They say we all only one small red dot,like the center of a big dartboard.Maybe they think we mouse and they cat,that's why they suka suka anyhow talk like that.But we all still send them a lot of rice.Show the world we actually very very nice.Sometimes we 'cho ho sim' also kena whack.But we all gentleman wan, don't want to fight back.I think hor maybe they don't understand us very well.That's why relationship sometimes like heaven sometimes like hellSome say aiyah our prosperity is all due to luck,that's why we all siao siao' can still win the Tiger CupI think hor, Singapore is like chilli padi in a pot -Size small small but still very very hot.
Compiled by www.asianjoke.com
Ah Beng talks about Singapore history and current affairs...
Under the 'ang mo' we all live happily together, no complain.Malaysia & Singapore is one big family in our brains.One day we both like 2 durians cannot get along.Got sharp thorns, poke each other, until 'buay song.'One moment like brothers, can give and take.Next moment we kena kicked out by the leg.Wah! Our towkay also cry like mad,we all also feel very very sad.Our neigbours all say, 'Wah they all sure to die!They got nothing, how to get next bowl of rice?'
So 'boh pian,' we all work day and night.We also join the army so that we can fight.We don't care others 'see us no up'.But actually inside we very pain in the heart.Then slowly hor we grow rich and a bit fat.Now others talk about us also got some respect.They scratch their heads and say'Very funny! Got nothing how come they can still make money?'
Last time also got no money to buy ice-cream cone.Nowadays even small kids can also afford hand phone.Sea port, airport also can become Number One.He! He! Sometimes think about it also very fun.But some people look at us also not happy.Actually they jealous don't want to say only.So every time their country got something wrong.They all say Singapore's behind it all along.Everybody know we water no enough.They turn off tap only we all cannot last.
They threaten us with water supply and shout 'Cut! Cut! Cut!'Aiyoh! They all think the water is one big ketupat.We all hear already also 'buay tahan'Wah liao, they think we small can makan!But now they 'cow pay cow bu' we all not very scared.We want to build water desalination plant already so not so bad.But their own economy now all go bust.Got to sell water otherwise money no enough.Then another neighbor say Singapore no friend friend,Got so much money, a bit more also donno how to lend.
They say we all only one small red dot,like the center of a big dartboard.Maybe they think we mouse and they cat,that's why they suka suka anyhow talk like that.But we all still send them a lot of rice.Show the world we actually very very nice.Sometimes we 'cho ho sim' also kena whack.But we all gentleman wan, don't want to fight back.I think hor maybe they don't understand us very well.That's why relationship sometimes like heaven sometimes like hellSome say aiyah our prosperity is all due to luck,that's why we all siao siao' can still win the Tiger CupI think hor, Singapore is like chilli padi in a pot -Size small small but still very very hot.
