Well the exams are only a day away and everyone's probably very stressed.
But you know, every once in a while you must take a break.
So here are some interesting things to de-stress you guys :)
In Singapore, the majority of us live in
Highly Dangerous Buildings (HDB),
And most people have already got used to
Paying and Paying (PAP).
Not only do you have to pay, you
Pay Until Bankrupt (PUB).
If that's not enough, somebody still
Purposely Wants to
Dig (PWD) and get more from you.
So what more can you do when you are in the
Money Only Environment (MOE)?
With the current Mad Accounting System (MAS), you are forced to
Pay the
Sum Ahead (PSA),
Which will leave some people
Permanently Owing Some Banks (POSB).
And forced to live on the
Loan Techniques Always (LTA) system.
When you fall sick and happen to be admitted to a
Money Operating Hospital(MOH),
You might be able to use your
Cash Prior to
Funeral (CPF) fund.
If you are out of luck, you may meet doctors who
Never Use Heart (NUH) to treat you,
And you will be
Sure to
Give up
Hope (SGH).
To help ease the traffic, motorists have to pay
Cash On Expressway (COE).
If that doesn't help, they can always
Eternally Raise Prices (ERP) on the roads.
If you don't own a car, you can always make a
Mad Rush to the
Train (MRT),
OR get squashed in a bus
Side By Side (SBS).
Lastly, under all these pressures, there are not many places we can relax,
Not even the good old place we used to go because it has become
So Expensive and
Nothing To See Actually (SENTOSA)!!!
And here's Tip #1 on Stress Relief:
1. Take a relaxing bath. Add music, candles and a glass of your favourite drink: beer, tea, hot chocolate, wine or even champagne. Close the door and forget about everything else for an hour or so. This helps to increase levels of calmness and the calmer we feel, the less likely we are to get stressed out or depressed. A luxurious way to find stress relief.
Stay tuned next week for Tip #2 :)
hey, guys!
